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TAURUS This is a good time to get a health check. So if you haven’t yet found out where the GUM clinic is, it might be good idea to do so before the Christmas break. Keeping secrets at work will lead to devastating consequences. If you are thinking about blowing some of your student loan on that dreamt of break to Ibiza, try chatting to the ‘rents about it first. Thursdays will be a good day to try something new.
GEMINI Events will revolve around Gemini’s at this time but beware of money issues. They will end in tears if you are not careful. I am not sure how to phrase my next piece of advice except to say that an activity involving two young people and an old man will be beneficial! So maybe this month is the time to try that ever so unusual threesome! Some project that you have been responsible for will garner the recognition it deserves. One Saturday this month will provide you with a very special event.
CANCER Spending too much time with people you work with may cause you problems in the future. This means don’t shag workmates. This month will lead to some sort of involvement with musical theatre. It doesn’t mean you have to try and convert the leading man in the local production of La Cage Aux Folles! November will be full of emotion, just try not to be a drama queen! If you are romantically involved your partner will try and exert undue influence on you. Wednesdays are good for new starts.
LEO Sometimes you spend way too much time trying to be a people pleaser and not enough time being a you pleaser. Now is the time to do things that make you feel good. Put lots of energy into the workplace. Try and stick to a budget otherwise you are gonna run out of money before Christmas. You will get very upset about the organisation of a club or society that you are involved in. A Friday will be a good day for receiving financial news.
VIRGO November is gonna be pretty rubbish as far as emotions are concerned. Virgo’s should take the bull by the horns and change their routine; go to different places; meet new and unusual people. The more off the wall the better. Make sure you are in possession of all the facts before you make any major decisions. This is a good time to learn new skills. Again, Fridays will be good days for Virgo’s
LIBRA Now is a good time to catch up with old friends and family that you haven’t seen for a while. The holidays are an ideal time to do the rounds of those you are in danger of drifting apart from. Be careful about driving or operating machinery. It can be dangerous. Don’t hesitate to question things at work. You will meet someone socially who is going to be more than a friend in the future. Thursdays are your lucky day this month.
SCORPIO If you can, let your partner pick up the bill for a meal of social treat. This month beware you don’t let a friend down in their hour of need. Be wary about promising time or money for something until you have fully investigated it. Don’t be ripped off through kindness. Do yourself a favour; have a haircut or a makeover; radically restyle yourself. It will do wonders for your self esteem. Fridays are good for Scorpio’s this month.
SAGITTARIUS Close relatives will feel neglected. You have to reassure them that you have a life of your own now and, while they are still important, they are not the centre of your universe any more. A friend will ask for advice. Be careful how you respond. You may do more harm than good with an unwary word. Children can be a major drain on your financial resources so make sure you carry condoms at all times! Nieces and nephews will demand expensive Christmas Presents! Mondays will be lucky for you this month.
CAPRICORN What you say in print may be taken out of context by colleagues or employers. Make sure you are texting the right person and be especially careful what you write on Facebook! Beware you are not dragged into a love triangle. You may end up with the wrong car keys! Make sure you eat healthily this month especially. Your social life will look up this month., especially on Tuesdays.
AQUARIUS If you spend too much time studying and not enough socialising you will end up with only geeks for friends. If you have missed paying the utility bills now is not the time to try and bluff your way out of it. Bailiffs will be at the door if you are not careful. If you have a work colleague who is doing your head in, do a little sniffing around and you will find enough dirt to get them sacked. Thursday will be a good day to snoop.
PISCES Sometimes it is good to live for the day. However, if you do, you risk missing out on serious fun from long term projects. Now is the time to start planning a trip to an exotic destination. It may be work or pleasure. Maybe that gap year should be talked about more seriously. Watch your diet and you may find some odd positive side effects. If you are up front and honest with people you will find that they will support you when you need it. Sunday is usually for resting but even then, good things will happen.
(c) Paul Towers December 2009
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